Movie Review: Wanted

A smart summer film that laughs with you.

Director: Timur Bekmambetov (Night Watch)
MPAA Rating: R (strong bloody violence throughout, pervasive language and some sexuality)
What I Expected: A fun, campy, stupid shooter that is hopefully better than Crank.
What I Got: An entertaining thriller that is intelligent without overshooting itself.
Appeals To: Action lovers, people looking for an excellent story, Angelina Jolie/James McAvoy fans, and people who wish the Matrix movies didn’t start to suck.

I started to worry about movies that look like this one: pulse pounding sequences of action laced with high-end, slow-motion special effects involving improbable feats that mostly involve guns. Frankly, movies of this species have been earning a bad rap for themselves as of late. The Matrix movies have declined in quality, Crank was particularly imbecilic, and as lovable as Clive Owen is, Shoot ‘Em Up could have accepted help from illicit recreational agents. Frankly, when one goes to an action film, the action is expected, but everything else is just forgotten about. Thankfully, Timur Bekmambetov realized this and created a work of art that both takes these kinds of movies in a satirical light while providing a deep storyline that hasn’t been seen since the first Matrix film.

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Movie Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

A new movie continues a timeless tradition.

Director: Steven Spielberg (Indiana Jones trilogy)
What I Expected: Hopefully an Indiana Jones film that lives up to standards without overmodernization.
What I Got: An Indiana Jones film that lives up to standards and delivers to new viewers and old fans alike.
Appeals To:
Old Indiana Jones fans and anyone who absolutely has not yet seen Indiana Jones.

When talking about a loyal-to-source classic such as this film, the only bad thing about the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is feeling like an old man talking about it. The last Indiana Jones film that was released was Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade back in 1989 when I was a kid, back when VHS tapes were the way to go. It might not be hard to fathom a generation that does not know about the Indiana Jones films now that it’s 19 years later. It’s hard to talk about the American Film Institutes’s #2 Movie Hero of All Time without feeling like an old man. That being said, for some things it’s worth showing your age, and the Indiana Jones films are some of them – because if you haven’t seen Indiana Jones in action, you haven’t seen the quintessential action-adventure film.

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Movie Review: Iron Man

Hands down the best Marvel movie out there.

Director: Jon Favreau (Zathura, Elf)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (some intense sequences of sci-fi action and violence, and brief suggestive content)
What I Expected: A typical, mediocre-at-best, predictable Marvel movie.
What I Got: A Marvel movie that felt like the first candid attempt at proper cinema.
Appeals To: Iron Man fans, action movie fans, Robert Downey Jr. fans, and anyone who wants to watch a fun blockbuster movie.

We’ve all done it. We watched the quality of the X-Men films degrade, then we watched the quality of Spider-Man films degrade. We watched other Marvel legends such as Daredevil, The Incredible Hulk, Electra, and Ghost Rider grace the silver screen only to leave the theater – or your couch – knowing you’ll never have those two hours of your life back but wishing you can at least forget the movie ever existed. The better ones were based on the more popular franchises, and in hindsight were popcorn flicks. They were enjoyable while they were hot, but you probably only cared enough to watch the DVD once. When I saw the Iron Man previews, I smirked to see them, but I went into the theater with the same skepticism I hold for Marvel films as I do for most blockbusters.

Then here comes a knight in shining red-and-gold armor with a missile launcher in his cuirass to blow that premonition to soldering, smoky shards.

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